Today’s Sign the Apocalypse Is Upon Us…
I’m coaching my 5-year-old’s soccer team. I called parents last night to let them know their son or daughter would be playing for me. One father peppered me with the following questions….
- When are the additional practice days?
- What system are you running?
- Are there going to be additional conditioning days?
Lord help me if this guy is sitting on the sideline on a lawn chair this season. I bet his boy will be the one picking flowers.